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A Monster's Halloween

by Various Artists

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LYRICS: It’s Halloween, where is everyone? We should be partying and having fun Not this year, no Monster Mash but everyone loves it, It’s a graveyard smash Halloween’s the one night a year The three of us can go out without any fear Where will we go? Out in the streets? Yes! This is the year we monsters Trick or Treat Trick or Treat, The monsters trick or treat Give us something sweet, The monster’s trick or treat “Trick or Treat?” We’re still too scary, we should go home I hear the Wolf-Man’s in the graveyard, digging up bones Nonesense! We just need to try another door Like this one? I bet they have candy galore Chorus Hey look! There’s the Creature, the Mummy and the Hag They’ve all got candy stuffed in their bags How did you do it? What was your trick? I cast a spell upon them them to make them think we're just kids
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LYRICS: Elvira Elvira Mistress of the Dark raven hair and red lips subtle wicked smile the way you lay across that velvet I really love your style Elvira Elvira Mistress of the Dark your legs go on forever electrifying thrill what I wouldn't give for one night to climb those haunted hills you're givin' me the chills your black dress is drivin' me wild Elvira Elvira Mistress of the Dark Elvira Elvira you'll always be my mistress the queen of Halloween haunting every midnight on my tv screen and if I die tomorrow or a zombie eats my brain I'd raise myself up from the dead just to sing your name you're givin' me the chills your black dress is drivin' me wild Elvira Elvira Mistress of the Dark Elvira Elvira Mistress of the Dark you're the mistress of the dark Elvira Elvira
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LYRICS: D.S. Hey Super Hippy! I hear you're throwing a Halloween Party tonight! S.H. That's right Dr. Snik, come on in, were gonna get graveyard smashed! S.H. It's my Halloween party, you can die if you want, You can fry if you want, you can cry if you want. Its my Halloween party you can die if you want You can die anyway you want to D.S. Well, there's a party going on tonight And everybody's gonna get a real good fright Come on in and have a brew It goes really well with my spidery stew. S.H. It's my Halloween party, you can die if you want, You can fry if you want, you can cry if you want. Its my Halloween party you can die if you want You can die anyway you want to D.S. Everybody's welcome to come. Dance to the music and let your senses succumb The ghoulest of the ghouls will all be there. One thing is for sure, you're gonna get a good scare. S.H. It's my Halloween party, you can die if you want, You can fry if you want, you can cry if you want. Its my Halloween party you can die if you want You can die anyway you want to D.S. Werewolves will be howling tonight. Sexy witches dancing will be a wicked sight. Expect a mummy with a monster or two. And a psychopathic killer coming especially for you. S.H. It's my Halloween party, you can die if you want, You can fry if you want, you can cry if you want. Its my Halloween party you can die if you want You can die anyway you want to D.S. It's my Halloween party, you can die if you want, You can cry if you want or get bled dry if you want. Its my Halloween party you can die if you want You can die anyway you want to S.H.+ D.S. It's my Halloween party, you can die if you want, You can cry if you want or kiss the sky if you want, Its my Halloween party you can die if you want You can die anyway you want to
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LYRICS: I'm a Ghost and I Haunt your house I'm a Ghost and I make Spooky Sounds I don't take no mess I'm a Ghost I'm a Wolfman honey and I howl and such I'm a Wolfman honey and I need a haircut I don't take no mess I'm a Wolf I'm the Invisible Man and you can't see me I'm the Invisible Man won't you leave me be I don't take no mess I'm the Invisible Man I'm Dracula and I'll suck your Blood I'm Dracula in the sky above I don't take no mess Because I'm Drac I'm a Ghost and I Haunt your house I'm a Ghost and I make Spooky Sounds I don't take no mess I'm a Ghost I'm the Phantom honey and I do it right I'm the Phantom yeah each and every night I don't take no mess I'm the Phantom
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LYRICS: She's falling apart She has a dead, loving heart She's my Zombaby She's my Zombaby She likes shirts with bloodstains Loves me for my brains She's my Zombaby She's my Zombaby She's DTF, she's "down to fright" Loves walks with me at midnight She's my Zombaby She's my Zombaby (My Zombaby he is my ...) She doesn't talk very much She's gooey to the touch She's my Zombaby SHe's my Zombaby Her body's falling apart But she'll always have my heart She's my Zombaby She's my Zombaby (My Zombaby he is my ...)
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LYRICS: There's a monster in my pants And it does a nasty dance When it moves in and out Everybody starts to shout Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah Get outta here monster! Monster! monster! Get outta here monster! There's a monster in my pants And it does a nasty dance When it sees the light of day You can here the people say Oh no, a monster! oh no, a monster! Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster Monster! monster! Oh no, a giant monster! Shut the window, bolt the door! Don't wanna see that monster no more! There's a monster in my pants And it does a modern dance When it comes into a room People hit it with a broom Take that monster! take that monster! Take it! take it! take that you awful thing! Take that aaah! take that aaah! Take it! take it! take that you naughty thing! And they don't wear pants on the other side of France But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts Monster! monster! oh gee, a great big monster There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak Gosh would you look at that thing And I thought dinosaurs were extinct Lyrics and music by Fred Schneider and the Shake Society.
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LYRICS: There’s a monster comes a stomping ‘round late at night (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) He’s got a face of green and an underbite (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) You’d better start to run when you hear his chains jangle (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Cause he’s on the scene and he’s out to mangle (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Well he doesn’t use doors, doesn’t need them at all When he crashes your party, he breaks right through the wall “Bricks bad! Pizza good!” Electricity surges through his veins (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Spare chicken parts and an abnormal brain (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Stitched together with string and yarn (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Brought back from the dead and raised in a barn (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Reanimated tissue and guts Abomination of nature and such a klutz “Me break it, you buy it! Ha ha ha!” “Guitar solo….good!” Hatched from a twisted mind instead of an egg (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) Don’t fall in his clutch or for mercy you’ll beg (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) He's not a monster. He's just misunderstood (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) He can't help it if his brain's no good (Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) He’ll knock over everything in his path And he smells like he’s never taken a bath “Hey, where ya going? Come back!” (Ooooooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) “That’s my name!” (Ooooooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) “Don’t wear it out!” (Ooooooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) “OK, shut up now!” (Ooooooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken) “Enough!”
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LYRICS: Take a little walk to the edge of town and go across the tracks Where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom as it shifts and cracks Where secrets lie in the border fires in the humming wires Hey man, you know you're never coming back Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man In a dusty black coat with a red right hand He'll wrap you in his arms, tell you that you've been a good boy He'll rekindle all the dreams, it took you a lifetime to destroy He'll reach deep into the hole, heal your shrinking soul But there won't be a single thing that you can do He's a god, he's a man, he's a ghost, he's a guru They're whispering his name through this disappearing land But hidden in his coat is a red right hand You don't have no money? He'll get you some You don't have no car? He'll get you one You don't have no self-respect, you feel like an insect Well don't you worry buddy 'cause here he comes Through the ghettos and the barrio and the Bowery and the slum A shadow is cast wherever he stands Stacks of green paper in his red right hand You'll see him in your nightmares, you'll see him in your dreams He'll appear out of nowhere but he ain't what he seems You'll see him in your head, on the TV screen And hey buddy, I'm warning you to turn it off He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his red right hand Songwriters: Nicholas Edward Cave, Mick Harvey, Thomas Wydler
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LYRICS: The Rockets landed and the Earth stood still They were hungry and ready to kill Teen invaders from another word Eat your brains and they’ll steal your girl They came to party Gonna have some fun Vaporize fools With their guns Here to destroy the human race Punks from outer space Rockets rumble and shake the ground Off to attack another town Alien punks looking for a fight They’re gonna blast everything in sight They came to party Gonna have some fun Vaporize fools With their guns Hunt you down and melt your face Punks from outer space Bridge They’re driving hot-rod UFOs Blastin’ crazy music on their stereos They melt our tanks, shoot down our planes To try and fight them would be insane
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LYRICS: I have a wolfman She says I'm her only one My baby's turnin' into a wolfman Try to ignore it but I don't think that I can My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow My baby's turnin' into a wolfman She's growin' hair in places I can't understand My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow Went for a walk just after dark Off the trail down by the park The moon was bright and the wolfsbane was in blooooooooom Now the vet says she might have rabies Oh god, what if she wants a baby? Sometimes I don't know what to doooooooooo, 'cause My baby's turnin' into a wolfman Tried to accept it but I don't think that I can My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow My baby's turnin' into a wolfman She's growin' hair in places I can't understand My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow I catch her lookin' at other guys But when she gives me those puppy dog eyes I just give up without a fiiiiiiight She's sproutin' fangs and claws It's against natures laws The way I'm lovin' her toniiiiiiiiiight My baby's turnin' into a wolfman She snarls tenderly and says she won't eat my friends My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooooow My baby's turnin' into a wolfman I never thought I'd have a feral girlfriend My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooooow
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LYRICS: Walking home, late one night When the moon was full and bright Heard a howl and began to run Didn’t want to miss out on all that fun. Walking home late one night When the moon was full and bright Heard a howl and began to run Didn’t want to miss out on all that fun. Late at night we’d roam the streets Ha ha, ha ha Want to eat the people we meet Ha ha, ha ha I ran to join my werewolf pals Oh oh, oh oh My mind was warped, and so were my cells. Late at night we’d roam the streets Ha ha, ha ha Want to eat the people we meet Ha ha, ha ha I ran to join my werewolf pals Oh oh, oh oh My mind was warped, and so were my cells. Do you believe in werewolves Roaming through the night They wander through the streets and houses No, it just ain’t right. They wander through your town And through your neighbourhood And now and again, their teeth are glistening With your human blood. Walking home late one night Ha ha, ha ha. When the moon was full and bright Ha ha, ha ha. Heard a howl and began to run Oh oh, oh oh. Didn’t want to miss out on all that fun.
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LYRICS: Under the arc of a weather stain boards, Ancient goblins, and warlords, Come out of the ground, not making a sound, The smell of death is all around, And the night when the cold wind blows, No one cares, nobody knows. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. Follow Victor to the sacred place, This ain't a dream, I can't escape, Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones, Spirits moaning among the tombstones, And the night, when the moon is bright, Someone cries, something ain't right. The moon is full, the air is still, All of a sudden I feel a chill, Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away, Skeletons dance, I curse this day, And the night when the wolves cry out, Listen close and you can hear me shout. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again. I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary, I don't want to live my life again, oh no, oh no I don't want to live my life again, oh no, oh oh, I don't want to live my life again, oh no no no I don't want to live my life again, oh oh Songwriters: Daniel Rey, Joey Ramone, Dee Dee Ramone, Johnny Ramone
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LYRICS: I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder Waiting for an invitation to arrive Goin' to a party where no one's still alive CHORUS I was struck by lighting Walkin' down the street I was hit by something last night in my sleep It's a dead man's party Who could ask for more Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door Leave your body and soul at the door . . . (Don't run away it's only me) All dressed up with nowhere to go Walkin' with a dead man Waitin' for an invitation to arrive With a dead man . . . Dead Man . . . Got my best suit and my tie Shiny silver dollar on either eye I hear the chauffeur comin' to the door Says there's room for maybe just one more . . . CHORUS Don't run away it's only me Don't be afraid of what you can't see Don't run away it's only me Song written Danny Elfman of Oingo Boingo
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LYRICS: We're out of time, we're out of sync, no matter how much we can drink. The fact remains and now I see, you make me a zombie.You wake me up and disappear. Infect my brain when you are near. But every time you cut me free, you make me a zombie. I got no vital signs. I cannot speak a word, Don't ask for mercy cos, your pleas cannot be heard. I'm hungry for your flesh, come on give in to me, One bite is all it takes, to make you a zombie. One little bite is all it takes, And then the fever starts to break. No going back from this you see, you make me a zombie. Love me like the undead. Claw at me and make me scream
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I’m the vampire rocker, driving till the break of dawn I’m the vampire rocker, driving till the break of dawn Gonna tear you up mama, when the sun goes down There’s a red moon tonight, I smell your blood on the wind There’s a red moon tonight, I smell your blood on the wind I’ll rip your heart out darling, when you let me in I’m coming for you , your blood is calling to me Feel my hot breath on your neck; you give your soul to me There’s a red moon tonight, I smell your blood on the wind There’s a red moon tonight, I smell your blood on the wind I’ll rip your heart out darling, when you let me in
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Verse 1: Anything is what she is Anywhere is where she's from Anything is what she'll be Anything as long as it's mine And the door, it opens, is the way back in Or is it the way back out Verse 2: Anyplace is where she'll be Anyplace, she'll see you from Lies and secrets become your world Any time, anywhere, she takes me away And death climbs up the steps one by one To give you the rose That's been burnt by her son Chorus: Point me to the sky above I can get there on my own Walk me to the graveyard Dig up her bones Verse 3: I have seen the demon's face I have heard of her death place I fall down on my knees in praise of the Horrible things that took her away And death climbs up the steps one by one To give you the rose That's been burnt by her son Written by the Misfits

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